[INTRO]
Welcome back kiddies to Mr Bman the Iceman
Remember watching this without parental guidence is advised
Lock your doors (<- say that mad fast)
Straight outta your grandmas fridge
Are you ready!? (laugh) Here he is! (<- say that fast)

[HOOK]
Check is this mic on wow
If it is then turn around cause we've got sound
No way to leave this cold
this is really cold nah freezin cold (cold, cold)

[CHORUS]
I know what you are thinking now
Bman I dont know what I am listening to ooh ooh ooh
Well if I have your attention
I'll show you what your supposed to do wooh ooh ooh

[Switch up]
Its the 80's now and were gonna switch it up
Rump ump udum adda dum yup yup

Its the 80's now and were gonna switch it up
Do your little dance yup yup (cause i said)

Its the 80's now and were gonna switch it up
Rump ump udum adda dum yup yup

Its the 80's now and were gonna switch it up
Do your little dance yup yup (Take it back now)


[VERSE 1]
Back like yesterday I left to pay
my bills and left a layaway

Payment wait man my feet are fallin asleep
Dude flip are you waitin for speed up the beat

Now thats better grab some feathers
Shake your hips like your made of fake leather

Billy bob billy that was uncalled for
Leather comes for cows what you think that we're poor

I think your poor I think your an idiot
frigen like a rigiot (!man that a rich idiot)

Stop playin stop contradictin what your saying
Recelct ya intelect your lame like ramen

Noodles, better believe that I've got oodles
Im french like poodles left for france like uno

Im the morning well wow the flights been cancelled
Left the hand soap the candles burning down the mantle

On the man hole no stan I meant the fans left on
Ac in the place-c hurricane the mans home

-No way I can stand bein rained on
Lets ask D if to switch to an 80's song

[VERSE 2]
Hurbadurdure the merchants dur lure
When i say dur you say Hurbadurbadure

And if its ok you can stay for the cake
But you don't wanna eat it cause I didn't bake it

-No wonder though that these kids are so slow
I forget to mention that I took one home (whoa)

Stocked in my closet whoops I forgot to lock it
Tried to scape dont go wait no I am ya father

Dont run why bother, your name is robert
I done gave you that name theres no way your gonna

Make it im late wait for my special date
This is great Theres no way that ill finish my plate

Of greens and green beans the brocolli is steamed
Splash some sauce on these if you know what i mean (BLAM)

You know I mean these people are mean
Just plain rude obstuse crude and making a big scene

(intercom)..Attention Mr Dover Attention Mr Dover
you pensions almost over and your sentanced for another

I notified you mother and she notified your brother
Everybody's notified except your dad! (Hey)

Im mister bad lad back from bagdad
Passed a hag on my way to the a-rab lab

Raise the flag we gone page mag from hazmad
Grab a badge a mag for your FAD now that rad


[VERSE 3]
Verse 3 now third times the charm
Got a leprechaun sitting in my arms

And hes like splish splash give me a bath
Or your pot o gold will end up in a the trash (smash)

Come on in ben now lets begin
Don't mind the mess my freind just was in

Alright now, before the sessions over
Hop up on this table are you ready ben dover

(intercom)...Umm Mr dover, whats goin on
I got a feelin that something is goin on wrong (scream)

Are you ok, is this just a test
I hope in the end, it turns out, for the best

Cause the last man to come out was a complete mess
He was scared for life and I wont talk about the rest

His body was crippled and his face was like yes
Dr. Hurbadurber is the best of the best

What a sad country wow, you stand out
When I stand on your face, I race to scream and shout

Then drop the mike walk out, This party stopped now
knock your socks off and go rock to rock out

Cause the cops on my block and startin to lock down
My house of the louse man rottin this mop out

Man im leavin cause this aint what im about
Its freezin cold in here theres no way for me to get out